Even the founders came from somewhere beyond Earth. This heavyweight tee reimagines George Washington as an alien statesman — powdered wig, gilded chair, fireworks bursting behind a flag that's seen a few more revolutions than history books admit. Ring-spun cotton and a garment-dyed finish give it a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear, so it settles into rotation as easily as your favorite vintage find. Wear it for the Fourth, or any day you're vibing on a higher frequency than the room around you.
Available through July 15
Product features:
100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort
Garment-dyed construction for a soft, vintage feel
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape
Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
FAQ
Is this true to size?
Yes, this tee has a relaxed, true-to-size fit. Size up for an oversized look.
What makes garment-dyed different?
The fabric is dyed after the shirt is sewn, giving it a slightly faded, worn-in texture and softer hand-feel than standard tees.
Best colorway for this design?
Black and Navy both let the fireworks and gold detailing pop — Black leans bolder, Navy stays closer to the flag's original palette.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for a soft, vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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