Alien Humor Crop Tee — "I Tried Being Human 0/10" Women's Graphic Top Printify

Alien Humor Crop Tee — "I Tried Being Human 0/10" Women's Graphic Top

Black / XS
$29.20
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Alien Humor Crop Tee — "I Tried Being Human 0/10" Women's Graphic Top Printify

Alien Humor Crop Tee — "I Tried Being Human 0/10" Women's Graphic Top

$29.20
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Soft, playful, and a little bit otherworldly — this cropped tee speaks in bright pastels and deadpan humor. The relaxed, dropped-shoulder silhouette drapes easy over high-waisted jeans or a layered look. Lightweight combed cotton feels breathable on warm days, while the medium-weight fabric keeps the shape intact. Front artwork reads “I TRIED BEING HUMAN 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND” with a tiny alien face beneath, giving off a wink-and-walk-away vibe that’s equal parts sarcastic and sweet. Wear it to lazy coffee runs, indie concerts, or when you want your outfit to say ‘I’m here, but I come in peace’ without saying a word.

Product features
- Relaxed cropped fit with dropped shoulders for an easy, modern silhouette
- 100% combed cotton (solid colors) — breathable, soft, and comfortable
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) maintains structure without feeling heavy
- Reinforced seams: twill shoulder tape and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sewn-in label and compliant materials (meets flammability and safety standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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