Alien Barista Tee ☕👽
S / Mocha
$34.99
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This garment-dyed drop-shoulder tee brings a playful, late-night café vibe to everyday wear. An alien barista—hoodie, shades, and all—brews a steaming cup beside pastries and an espresso machine, rendered in neon purples, greens, and warm coffee tones. The relaxed silhouette and vintage-washed color make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it on slow mornings, music-fueled nights, or while sketching at your favorite local coffee spot; it sits casual over jeans or layered under a denim jacket. The artwork catches attention without shouting, fitting creative wardrobes that lean quirky, cozy, and a little bit otherworldly.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton with smooth, strong yarns
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage-washed feel
- Drop-shoulder relaxed silhouette with forward-thrusted shoulder seam
- Medium-weight 7.5 oz fabric with double-needle stitched collar
- Assembled in the USA; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: gentle cycle, low heat
Alien Barista Tee ☕👽
$34.99
🛸 Custom crafted for the frequency: Ships in 3–5 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $60.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton with smooth, strong yarns
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage-washed feel
- Drop-shoulder relaxed silhouette with forward-thrusted shoulder seam
- Medium-weight 7.5 oz fabric with double-needle stitched collar
- Assembled in the USA; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: gentle cycle, low heat
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
📦 JR Vortex — Shipping Policy
Welcome to JR Vortex. Below are the details on how we process and ship orders. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.
🕐 Order Processing
Every JR Vortex item is made to order. All orders are processed within 3–5 business days after purchase (Monday–Friday). Orders placed on weekends or holidays begin processing the next business day.
You will receive:
• an order confirmation email after purchase
• a shipping confirmation email with tracking once your order has shipped
🚚 Shipping Destinations
JR Vortex ships worldwide.
📍 Estimated Delivery Times (after processing)
United States: 3–10 business days
International: 7–21+ business days
Please note that delivery times may vary.
💰 Shipping Costs
Free shipping on orders $60+. Orders under $60: shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
🔍 Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, you will receive a tracking number by email. Please allow 24–48 hours for tracking to update.
📦 Lost, Damaged, or Delayed Orders
If your order is lost, damaged, or delayed, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and photos (if applicable).
🏠 Incorrect Address
Please double-check your address before placing your order. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, additional shipping fees may apply.
⏰ Changes & Cancellations
Orders can be canceled or changed within 12 hours of purchase. After that, your order may already be in production and cannot be changed.
📞 Contact Us
Email: jrvortex9@gmail.com
We reply within 24–48 business hours.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
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