Tried being human. Didn’t love it. 👽
The “I Tried Being Human 0/10” Tee is made for the cosmic weirdos, alien souls, introverts, and anyone who’s never fully felt like they belong on this planet.
With a clean bold design and playful alien energy, this shirt is perfect for casual fits, streetwear looks, festivals, chill days, and everyday “I’m not from here” vibes.
Whether you’re joking… or completely serious… this one speaks for itself.
Why you’ll love it:
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
Funny statement design with cosmic personality
Easy everyday tee with bold alien energy
Great gift for UFO lovers, sci-fi fans, weird friends, and starseeds
For the ones just visiting Earth.
JR Vortex — Vibing on a Higher Frequency.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: This unisex tee is an excellent, all-season wear thanks to its medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)). Made with 100% US cotton, this tee guarantees long-lasting comfort and style.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline make it a highly versatile choice for casual and semi-formal occasions as its neat, clean looks can blend in any setting and are perfect for accessorizing.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations and provides a scratch-free wearing experience.
.: Fabric Blends: Ash Grey - 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Heather Colors & Safety Colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Antique Colors & Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester