| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
15.62 |
17.37 |
18.75 |
20.00 |
21.50 |
22.87 |
24.25 |
25.50 |
Steam rises from a chipped mug. An otherworldly figure leans over the rim, eyes wide, sipping a dark brew that seems to hum with quiet mischief. This tee carries that same small, private moment — the late-morning ritual when the world is still soft and you’re half-awake, sharing a coffee with something not quite of this earth. The fabric feels substantial and familiar against your skin, the fit relaxed so the design sits like a secret you carry all day. Wear it to slow mornings, to comic-con hallway crossings, or when you and your friends trade sci-fi theories over a thermos. It’s for anyone who likes their humor dry, their art a little strange, and their routine brightened by a surprising companion.
Product features
- No side seams for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Stretch-retaining ribbed collar for long-lasting shape
- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the fit
- Medium-weight, vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for everyday durability
- Runs slightly larger for extra comfort and relaxed styling
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
