Alien Coffee T-Shirt — Retro Space Coffee Lover Tee
Ash / S
$32.00
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Alien Coffee T-Shirt — Retro Space Coffee Lover Tee
$32.00
🛸 Custom crafted for the frequency: Ships in 3–5 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $60.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |
Steam rises from a chipped mug. An otherworldly figure leans over the rim, eyes wide, sipping a dark brew that seems to hum with quiet mischief. This tee carries that same small, private moment — the late-morning ritual when the world is still soft and you’re half-awake, sharing a coffee with something not quite of this earth. The fabric feels substantial and familiar against your skin, the fit relaxed so the design sits like a secret you carry all day. Wear it to slow mornings, to comic-con hallway crossings, or when you and your friends trade sci-fi theories over a thermos. It’s for anyone who likes their humor dry, their art a little strange, and their routine brightened by a surprising companion.
Product features
- No side seams for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Stretch-retaining ribbed collar for long-lasting shape
- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the fit
- Medium-weight, vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for everyday durability
- Runs slightly larger for extra comfort and relaxed styling
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
📦 JR Vortex — Shipping Policy
Welcome to JR Vortex. Below are the details on how we process and ship orders. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.
🕐 Order Processing
Every JR Vortex item is made to order. All orders are processed within 3–5 business days after purchase (Monday–Friday). Orders placed on weekends or holidays begin processing the next business day.
You will receive:
• an order confirmation email after purchase
• a shipping confirmation email with tracking once your order has shipped
🚚 Shipping Destinations
JR Vortex ships worldwide.
📍 Estimated Delivery Times (after processing)
United States: 3–10 business days
International: 7–21+ business days
Please note that delivery times may vary.
💰 Shipping Costs
Free shipping on orders $60+. Orders under $60: shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
🔍 Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, you will receive a tracking number by email. Please allow 24–48 hours for tracking to update.
📦 Lost, Damaged, or Delayed Orders
If your order is lost, damaged, or delayed, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and photos (if applicable).
🏠 Incorrect Address
Please double-check your address before placing your order. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, additional shipping fees may apply.
⏰ Changes & Cancellations
Orders can be canceled or changed within 12 hours of purchase. After that, your order may already be in production and cannot be changed.
📞 Contact Us
Email: jrvortex9@gmail.com
We reply within 24–48 business hours.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
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