Cosmic Grind Coffee Tee — Alien-Approved UFO Coffee Shirt
Black / XS
$29.99
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Slide into a relaxed, oversized tee that feels like your favorite coffee shop vibe come to life. A neon-hued UFO beams a steaming cup of coffee through swirling galaxies — playful, a little surreal, and pure morning energy. The shirt sits roomy on the shoulders and drapes easily, so you can reach for your travel mug, tighten your tote strap, or lean into late-night conversations. Wear it to low-key meetups, indie record stores, or while brewing your own cosmic pour-over. The art speaks to anyone who loves clever, retro pop-art and caffeine-fueled adventures; it adds personality without shouting, and layers nicely under jackets or over long sleeves when the air turns cool.
Product features
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather 90% cotton/10% polyester
- Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz fabric with airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
- Tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Cosmic Grind Coffee Tee — Alien-Approved UFO Coffee Shirt
$29.99
🛸 Custom crafted for the frequency: Ships in 3–5 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $60.
Product features
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather 90% cotton/10% polyester
- Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz fabric with airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
- Tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
📦 JR Vortex — Shipping Policy
Welcome to JR Vortex. Below are the details on how we process and ship orders. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.
🕐 Order Processing
Every JR Vortex item is made to order. All orders are processed within 3–5 business days after purchase (Monday–Friday). Orders placed on weekends or holidays begin processing the next business day.
You will receive:
• an order confirmation email after purchase
• a shipping confirmation email with tracking once your order has shipped
🚚 Shipping Destinations
JR Vortex ships worldwide.
📍 Estimated Delivery Times (after processing)
United States: 3–10 business days
International: 7–21+ business days
Please note that delivery times may vary.
💰 Shipping Costs
Free shipping on orders $60+. Orders under $60: shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
🔍 Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, you will receive a tracking number by email. Please allow 24–48 hours for tracking to update.
📦 Lost, Damaged, or Delayed Orders
If your order is lost, damaged, or delayed, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and photos (if applicable).
🏠 Incorrect Address
Please double-check your address before placing your order. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, additional shipping fees may apply.
⏰ Changes & Cancellations
Orders can be canceled or changed within 12 hours of purchase. After that, your order may already be in production and cannot be changed.
📞 Contact Us
Email: jrvortex9@gmail.com
We reply within 24–48 business hours.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
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