Cosmic Café Tee — “Brewed for Battle” Retro UFO Coffee Shirt
S / Tri-Blend Heather White
$29.99
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This soft tri-blend tee carries a playful, retro sci-fi patch across the chest: a rocket blasting from a diner-style saucer beneath a starlit sky, stamped with “Cosmic Café” and “Brewed for Battle.” It feels like a favorite band shirt found at a flea market—light, drapey, and lived-in the moment you put it on. Wear it to slow mornings with strong coffee, late-night tabletop sessions, or casual meetups with fellow space-nerds. The print has a vintage, hand-illustrated vibe that reads as both whimsical and a little rebellious—an easy layer that slides under a jacket or stands alone when you want to show a bit of personality without shouting.
Fabric hugs the body without clinging, and the relaxed fit keeps movement comfortable whether you’re reaching for a refill or waving at friends across the room. The subtle heather texture adds depth to the artwork and gives the shirt an authentically worn-in look right away. This tee is for people who collect stories: comic-con afterparties, diner breakfasts before a road trip, and nights spent arguing over alien lore. It’s not just clothing—it’s a small declaration that you prefer your coffee hot and your sci-fi with character.
Product features
- Super-soft tri-blend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon) for durability and drape
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) that feels airy and comfortable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort
- Regular fit with vintage-style DTG print that shows detailed, hand-illustrated artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Cosmic Café Tee — “Brewed for Battle” Retro UFO Coffee Shirt
$29.99
🛸 Custom crafted for the frequency: Ships in 3–5 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $60.
Fabric hugs the body without clinging, and the relaxed fit keeps movement comfortable whether you’re reaching for a refill or waving at friends across the room. The subtle heather texture adds depth to the artwork and gives the shirt an authentically worn-in look right away. This tee is for people who collect stories: comic-con afterparties, diner breakfasts before a road trip, and nights spent arguing over alien lore. It’s not just clothing—it’s a small declaration that you prefer your coffee hot and your sci-fi with character.
Product features
- Super-soft tri-blend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon) for durability and drape
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) that feels airy and comfortable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort
- Regular fit with vintage-style DTG print that shows detailed, hand-illustrated artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
📦 JR Vortex — Shipping Policy
Welcome to JR Vortex. Below are the details on how we process and ship orders. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.
🕐 Order Processing
Every JR Vortex item is made to order. All orders are processed within 3–5 business days after purchase (Monday–Friday). Orders placed on weekends or holidays begin processing the next business day.
You will receive:
• an order confirmation email after purchase
• a shipping confirmation email with tracking once your order has shipped
🚚 Shipping Destinations
JR Vortex ships worldwide.
📍 Estimated Delivery Times (after processing)
United States: 3–10 business days
International: 7–21+ business days
Please note that delivery times may vary.
💰 Shipping Costs
Free shipping on orders $60+. Orders under $60: shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
🔍 Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, you will receive a tracking number by email. Please allow 24–48 hours for tracking to update.
📦 Lost, Damaged, or Delayed Orders
If your order is lost, damaged, or delayed, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and photos (if applicable).
🏠 Incorrect Address
Please double-check your address before placing your order. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, additional shipping fees may apply.
⏰ Changes & Cancellations
Orders can be canceled or changed within 12 hours of purchase. After that, your order may already be in production and cannot be changed.
📞 Contact Us
Email: jrvortex9@gmail.com
We reply within 24–48 business hours.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
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