{"product_id":"fourth-of-july-patriotic-skeleton-portrait-t-shirt","title":"Cosmic Founding Father Tee — Limited Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven the founders came from somewhere beyond Earth. This heavyweight tee reimagines George Washington as an alien statesman — powdered wig, gilded chair, fireworks bursting behind a flag that's seen a few more revolutions than history books admit. Ring-spun cotton and a garment-dyed finish give it a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear, so it settles into rotation as easily as your favorite vintage find. Wear it for the Fourth, or any day you're vibing on a higher frequency than the room around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable through July 15\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGarment-dyed construction for a soft, vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDouble-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs this true to size?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, this tee has a relaxed, true-to-size fit. Size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat makes garment-dyed different?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is dyed after the shirt is sewn, giving it a slightly faded, worn-in texture and softer hand-feel than standard tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest colorway for this design?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and Navy both let the fireworks and gold detailing pop — Black leans bolder, Navy stays closer to the flag's original palette.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for a soft, vintage feel\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJR Vortex — Vibing on a Higher Frequency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JR vortex","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47784385380491,"sku":"24374017581428501492","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":47784385413259,"sku":"30962227061437171262","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47784385446027,"sku":"12121763082821331878","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":47784385478795,"sku":"32598958503170168245","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47784385511563,"sku":"35998486765826304642","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":47784385544331,"sku":"97031392233500779728","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47784385577099,"sku":"31010607435001032199","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47784385609867,"sku":"39614874289580391276","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47784385642635,"sku":"68386885418254293955","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47784385675403,"sku":"33003549014218011526","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47784385708171,"sku":"24421077639952884446","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/9952\/4235\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_32a9cf4b-7386-4e25-8453-5a632c306e01.png?v=1783013319","url":"https:\/\/www.jrvortex.com\/products\/fourth-of-july-patriotic-skeleton-portrait-t-shirt","provider":"JR vortex ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}